If Bush designed mousetraps...

(cross posted at appletree)

Bush Booed Shooed in Iraq ...

HO, HO, HO !!!

Caption Competition Edition

Special Sickness Certificate Supplement

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Don't go away.

Be back soon.

It's 'Comical Caption' competition time again ...

Why farting's fine with us ...

Fed up of forever feeling full of flatulence?

Sick of so many assorted sodding stinks, smells and stenches?

Then don't be.

From now on we should all just relax and feel free to let it rip, where ever and whenever we want to.

Today, for the first time, we found out how having a few farts a day can help keep the doctor away.

And that's official.

Really!

Read all about it.

So remember, dear readers, from now on you need never be afraid to ...


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Good Gawd, guys & gals! Have we gone and gotten it wrong?

'Strewth, brothers and sisters!

Can you say "some serious shit"?!

In the interests of remaining immediately recognisably reliable and/or completely credible, tonight we wish to shed a little shite ... oops ...light ... upon some super-startling revelations which that what ..... awrh shit sugar ... we've extremely recently, received ... and by the sorta-semi-devine, imaginary powers invested in us, have studiously as well as officially, reviewed. Really.

Right?

Right!

Read on.

First, feast your mince pies on this - via a no expense spared, 'Extreme Emergency' email from our friendly neighbourhood good old busybody buddy, Bootlean.

Next, thanks to some amazingly awesome research by the arch-astute, Al Devito of Vineyard Views, it's now possible to prepare to meet your (maybe) maker, with merely a quick click of your own mighty mouse!

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All About An Amazing Atheist Advertisers' Announcement. Amen.

Don't ask us.

What would we know?

After all, 'aven't we always admitted that we're avowed agnostics?

Eh?

And anyway, we're just doing the ruddy reporting.

It's down to you to do your own damned deciding.

Maybe this might help, though.

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Frolicking Financial Fun For Friday ...

Here it is, folks!



What we've all been waiting for.



The joke of the day - week - month - year - decade - century - millennium!



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Holy Heavy-Hangers, Honey!

Sorry, sisters. We couldn't resist it.

M&S defends 'tax on bigger bras'

By Dominic Laurie -- Business reporter, BBC News

Protesters say the M&S policy is more than just a storm in a DD cup

Marks & Spencer has defended a policy of charging extra on some of its bras that are bigger than a size DD.

The High Street retailer said that the added cost - typically £2 - was "standard industry practice".

M&S added it found most customers "were happy to pay a small premium for the specialist work" needed to make larger sizes of their bras.

But the policy has drawn protests with 900 people joining a Busts 4 Justice protest group on the Facebook website.

Read the rest right here.

Well, what do think?

Have M & S boobed or what?