Good Gawd, guys & gals! Have we gone and gotten it wrong?

'Strewth, brothers and sisters!

Can you say "some serious shit"?!

In the interests of remaining immediately recognisably reliable and/or completely credible, tonight we wish to shed a little shite ... oops ...light ... upon some super-startling revelations which that what ..... awrh shit sugar ... we've extremely recently, received ... and by the sorta-semi-devine, imaginary powers invested in us, have studiously as well as officially, reviewed. Really.

Right?

Right!

Read on.

First, feast your mince pies on this - via a no expense spared, 'Extreme Emergency' email from our friendly neighbourhood good old busybody buddy, Bootlean.

Next, thanks to some amazingly awesome research by the arch-astute, Al Devito of Vineyard Views, it's now possible to prepare to meet your (maybe) maker, with merely a quick click of your own mighty mouse!

*(Cross posted across at 'appletree')