Gordon Brown's Britain:Peers of the Realm, Peter Mandelson, Lords of the Land, Stunts & Stinks, Stenches & Smells, Scandals & such like, and so on ...

After spending so much time at so many (subtle), title-tinkering attempts before plumping for our final preference, we're now left wondering what else is worth our while saying concerning this particularly sickly, sad & sleazy sort of story.

Oh, well.

Why worry?

Let's leave the rest to 'The Telegraph'.