Why farting's fine with us ...

Fed up of forever feeling full of flatulence?

Sick of so many assorted sodding stinks, smells and stenches?

Then don't be.

From now on we should all just relax and feel free to let it rip, where ever and whenever we want to.

Today, for the first time, we found out how having a few farts a day can help keep the doctor away.

And that's official.

Really!

Read all about it.

So remember, dear readers, from now on you need never be afraid to ...


*(Cross posted across at 'appletree')