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08 February 2009

Special Parson's Egg Edition ~ Good in parts



As is always our habit whenever we're away from home for a while, we steadfastly stick to our self imposed, semi-sacred rule : strictly no newspapers, no television, no radio, no phones, no magazines, nor even any online news sources.

That's why it came as such a shock to learn that a lot of Australia is apparently ablaze. And while we wish nothing but well to all our antipodean friends, acquaintances and their families - especially, we sincerely hope 'our Old Brit own' considerable sized Aussie contingent are safe & sound.

Incidentally, even as we sit and type we see the death toll is now at least 108.

And all this as the United Kingdom has shivered, frozen and been blanketed by as much as as 8/10 inches of snow even inside large cities like Birmingham. Brrrrr.

Whilst away, we learned first hand exactly how totally 'topsy-turvey' certain 'mother nature' related things increasingly appear to be becoming 'the norm'.

We travelled all the way from the West coast to the East coast of England, last Monday. We left home pretty early and found the first fall of the white stuff had already carpeted our own locality.


Yuk, we thought.

We were setting out to cross both Lancashire's and Yorkshire's wild, windswept, and notoriously bleak 'moors' - and obviously, the Pennines too.

The first thing our coach driver told his passengers was that we may well find ourselves, at best, taking some unusual detours and at worst, well ... it could only be a case of "wait and see".

Amazingly, and thanks to all those numerous county council areas, and their heroic workers, the fleets of gritters and sanders had, and continued to do so, and indeed still continue to - work virtual miracles on all our major motorways.

For the entire (lots longer than usual) journey, as far as the eye could see was a completely snow covered country. The worst winter weather, snow storms and snowfalls, so our met-office experts say, for 20 years.

As you can no doubt imagine, the scenery was far more spectacularly beautiful than we'd ever witnessed it before - coast to coast - before then, heading North.

However, having made a single phone call to the local police as we neared our destination, and wisely heeding their advice to take a detour around one particular town (on the normal route), we all arrived safe and sound. Not even all that late.

The most amazing thing of all though, was that just about half a dozen or so miles from our destination we ran out of a semi-whiteout, and right into crystal clear, dry though cold and windy weather. Unbelievable? Yep, we thought so to.

For two of our five days away, the sun actually shone in a completely cloudless beautiful blue sky - none stop. Hand on heart, it truly did.


During the other three days, as we visited some nearby places of special interest to us, on each occasion we ran right back into what was by now a veritable 'Winter-wonder-land' - as soon as we'd gotten five or six miles out.

We'll tell you what though, we would NOT have missed this marvelous trip for the world. Talk about picture post card pretty. Talk about gorgeous, glittery Christmas cards - huh! The spectacularly super-serene scenery we travelled through beat 'em all - by miles. Believe us.



And now we're told, by the Beeb, that we certainly haven't see the last of this sort of stuff.

But enough of all that for now.

We thought it might be rather novel to end this post with a sorta quiz-like question.

Clue(s)?

Okay.

Novel. Storm. Horror. Harbour.

And of course, those already strongly hinted at, in our preceding 'travel itinerary'.

Answer?

Well, we honestly hope you haven't cheated by clicking here before you should have.



*(Cross posted across at 'appletree'

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04 August 2008

As An Awesome American Associate of Ours Absconds to Australia ...

As our brave super hero, blogging buddy and all round general good guy, Gordo, absconds to Australia for a while, we're linking to this post of his.

When your read it you'll see why we say he's brave.

Though in all honesty we do have to wonder if our dear old missus may have been closer to the mark, when she muttered:" Brave? FFFFFlying with Qantas? Bloomin' brave? Flippin' 'eck, Brit! I'd say, more like bloody bonkers!"

Just jesting Gordo. Have a terrific time.

But don't forget what old (78 and sill going strong), Rolf Harris from Oz sang ...

There's an old Australian stockman lying, dying.
He gets himself uponto one elbow and 'e turns to his
mates, who are all gathered around and 'e says:


Watch me wallabies feed, mate
Watch me wallabies feed,
They're a dangerous breed, mate
So watch me wallabies feed

Altogether now!

CHORUS:

Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
Keep me cockatoo cool
Ah, don't go acting the fool, Curl
Just keep me cockatoo cool

Altogether now!

(CHORUS)

'n' take me koala back, Jack
Take me koala back
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac
So take me koala back

Altogether now!

(CHORUS)

Let me abos go loose, Lew
Let me abos go loose
They're of no further use, Lew
So let me abos go loose

Altogether now!

(CHORUS)

And mind me platypus duck, Bill
Mind me platypus duck
Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill
Just mind me platypus duck

Altogether now!

(CHORUS)

Play your didgeridoo, Blue
Play your didgeridoo
Ah, like, keep playin' 'til I shoot thru, Blue
Play your didgeridoo

Altogether now!

(CHORUS)

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
Tan me hide when I'm dead
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde

And that's it hangin' on the shed!!

Altogether
now!


(CHORUS)

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19 June 2008

Oz Overtakes America in the 'Orrible Obesity Olympics ...



OK, joke over.

So now for some serious stuff.

Australia beats US to title of most obese nation, report finds

Australians have out-eaten Americans to become the fattest people on earth, according to a study published today.


The report from the Baker Heart Institute found that 26 per cent of adult Australians had a body mass index of 25 or more, meaning they were overweight or obese. It warned that the ...

(snip)

The findings make Australia the world's most overweight nation, ahead of the US, which has a 25 per cent obesity rate.

For crying out loud. We wonder if that means Australia's now got fatter flamin' fellows than this?



And/or fatter flippin' females than this?



Read this rest on this 'orrible, Oz obesity story.

(Cross posted at 'appletree')

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09 June 2008

Australia Pulls Troops From Iraq ...

Still think there's such a thing as a Coalition of the Willing?

Ha! How hilarious.

Have you heard the latest regarding further troop withdrawals from Iraq?



Australia ends Iraq combat role

Australia, one of the first countries to commit troops to the war in Iraq five years ago, has ended its combat operations there.

Australian troops are due to begin returning home in a few days in line with a promise by Prime Minister Kevin Rudd who swept to power in November.

He said the previous government had abused intelligence information to justify joining the Iraq war.

In parliament on Monday, Mr Rudd said his predecessor, John Howard, had been wrong to join the war in Iraq.
Read the rest of this writing on the wall
war report.

We wonder what these two will think, eh?

(Cross posted at appletree)

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24 November 2007

Australia's General Election Result : John Howard Out and Kevin Rudd In ...

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To borrow a few words from Australia's national anthem ...

Advance Australia Fair.



As from now it's a case of hello
Kevin Rudd (above) new 'left' leader -- and bye-bye John Howard (below) old 'right' (but laughingly labeled Liberal) ex leader.



Read the rest of this report.

And our own last words, already wending their way to our Antipodean amigos down under?

Good on yer, cobbers!


Have a 'tinny' or two of the old 'triple X' on us, mates.

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07 September 2007

Bush, Iraq, Australia, APEC, OPEC And Kicking Ass ...


G'day, cobbers & sheilas.

Some messages sent straight from Oz, re: almighty APEC arseholes, effin' about and doing the dirty down under.



And surprise, surprise -- the biggest arsehole of them all (by far), puts his foot straight in it -- as always.

G.W. Bush, fresh from Iraq:"We're kicking ass," he told Mark Vaile on the tarmac after the Deputy Prime Minister inquired politely of the President's stopover in Iraq en route to Sydney.

G.W. Bush: More brain-dead blather: APEC, OPEC, SCHMOPEC ... whatever. Next year ... this year ... whenever ...

Our old selves: Goodgawdstrewth! Give us strength. The w*nker worsens by the week.


Sydney Morning Herald: Loudza lightest relighted reportz links.

Strewth, eh? Fair dinkum, dingos & possoms. Tie me kangaroo down, sports. Have a nice die, mites.

Messages ends, mites. That's all the Oz lingo what we know ow t'speak, mites.


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