Problems with Pope Benedict

Press reports are saying that former Hitler Youth Movement member and current pretender to the post of Jesus Christ's personal, infallible representative right here on earth, Pope Benedict the umpteenth (previously known as Joseph Alois Ratzinger), has taken a tumble and broken his wrist.



Sad to say, no mention's been made of the pompous, privileged, pampered, poxy, hypocritical, holier-than-thou-and-the-rest-of-us, high rolling, high flyer's neck.



Awful ain't it?

Read the rest of the report regarding religious reprobate, Ratzi the Nazi, right here.

*(Cross posted across at 'appletree')

Pope Ratzi the Nazi's latest lame-brained, divine inspiration : An immaculate internet conception connection.

O.M.G.!!

Holy, http:!!



Some more media whores and some more crazy Counterfeit-Christian crap.

Just what our wacko-world needs right now, eh?

Yeah, sure it does.

Like it needs a(nother) huge hole in it's head.

And while we're on about the world, could somebody, somewhere please stop it spinning?

Since currently, it's damned well driving us absolutely stark staring, bloody bonkers.

And for as long as it stays the way it is, we just want to get the eff off of it.

Perverted Predator Priests and Abused Little Kids: Pope Benedict Apologises ...

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Pope says he's sorry for priest's sex abuse.



So, we see some ex Hitler Youth Movement pope said, in Oz, that he's sorry.

Well that's alright then, eh? Good on him, eh? That's so bloody big of him, eh?.

We're sooooo pleased to see that said pontiff (aka God's representative on earth - aka Ratzi the Nazi), has sorted things out on that score.

Organised religions? Holy men? Suffer the little children?

For Christ's sake, just don't sodding start us.

(Cross posted at 'appletree')

On Popes And Prime Ministers Intent On Making Their Marks In America ...

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We see the present Pope's popping in to the US to ... er ... um ... do whatever it is that Popes do when too many of their boys have been caught with their kecks down causing considerable consternation (again), 'cos they've been doing to/with some younger boys ... er ... um ... what it seems so many Popes' boys can't stop doing.

Nevertheless, here's the sort of thing the BBC are saying today:

Pope may find US on his wavelength

Read the rest of the Beeb's report and see what you think yourself.

We also see that simultaneously (and coincidentally?), current British Premier and ex (super-successful), Chancellor of the Exchequer Gordon Brown is popping across the pond to drop in on a bunch of Bush's big wbanking buddies.



As we said at the outset, we're not exactly sure what the Pope's flying visit's real purpose is but, we definitely do know what Gordo's prime purpose is. Regardless of the much publicised (and most welcome) Robert Mugabe warnings being bandied about - Gordon Brown wants to (personally), put to all to the US high flying financial fellows. In short (in private), he's 100% certain to say to the super-shysters ... stop self-serving yourselves good-style ... and stop screwing everyone else.

Read the BBC's relevant report right here.

However, whether absolutely anything that either (sorta-semi-celebrity), visitor says during the course of their respective stop-overs will be understood by George W. Bush, is definitely open to debate.



And, we're not just talking foreign visitor's accents when calling into question the crazed Crawford cowboy's (probably completely), problematic powers of comprehension - or quite possibly an absolute absence of any -- at all.

*(Cross posted at appletree)