New Labour's Horrific Humiliation in Henley Election ...
Good God, Gordon!
Bloody hell, Mr Brown!
Perishing poll booths, Prime Minister!
Petrified politicians, Premier!
So it's come to this then, eh?
New Labour forced into fifth flamin' place in the latest bloomin' by-election?
'Strewth, sunshine! Some are going to say you've shit it ... for certain.
Labour fifth as Tories win HenleyRead the rest re;this shock(ing), shameful shambles.
Conservative leader David Cameron has hailed an "excellent result" in the Henley by-election, which saw Labour beaten into fifth place.
But best to look on the bright side. Since things could, so easily, have turned out even bleedin' worse.
At least you beat the barmpot Bananaman Owen -- and his Monster Raving Loony Party.