Barmy Old Brit Bint Weds Bin Laden ...
No, we're not kidding.
Nor have we cracked up, nor gone crazy.
That header you read is for real.
The crazy old cow shown below (twice, in case you don't believe it the first time), has married Bin Laden.
Omar, that is, - not Osama.
Omar's Osama's son.
As if it makes any damned difference, eh?
Councillor weds Bin Laden's son
A 51-year-old parish councillor from Cheshire has married a son of the world's most notorious terrorist.
Jane met Bin Laden's son while horse riding around the Pyramids
Jane Felix-Browne, from Moulton, near Northwich, married Omar Osama Bin Laden, 27, after romance blossomed during a holiday in Egypt.
The grandmother, who declined to take her husband's surname, says she does not care about his family background, stating she married for love.
When you pick yourself up off the floor, sit yourself down -- then read the rest of this report.
Awrh, stuff it! We're sodding off as soon as poss to seek sanctuary somewhere where we can lay down for a while -- preferably, somewhere in a (deeply) darkened, soundproofed room.
Temporarily, at least.
(Talk about crazier and crazier.)