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Barmy Old Brit Bint Weds Bin Laden ...
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No, we're not kidding.
Nor have we cracked up, nor gone crazy.
That header you read is for real.
The crazy old cow shown below (twice, in case you don't believe it the first time), has married Bin Laden.
Omar, that is, - not Osama.
Omar's Osama's son.
See?
As if it makes any damned difference, eh?
When you pick yourself up off the floor, sit yourself down -- then read the rest of this report.
Un-bloody-believable.
Awrh, stuff it! We're sodding off as soon as poss to seek sanctuary somewhere where we can lay down for a while -- preferably, somewhere in a (deeply) darkened, soundproofed room.
Temporarily, at least.
(Talk about crazier and crazier.)
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No, we're not kidding.
Nor have we cracked up, nor gone crazy.
That header you read is for real.
The crazy old cow shown below (twice, in case you don't believe it the first time), has married Bin Laden.
Omar, that is, - not Osama.
Omar's Osama's son.
See?
As if it makes any damned difference, eh?
Councillor weds Bin Laden's son
A 51-year-old parish councillor from Cheshire has married a son of the world's most notorious terrorist.
Jane Felix-Browne, from Moulton, near Northwich, married Omar Osama Bin Laden, 27, after romance blossomed during a holiday in Egypt.
The grandmother, who declined to take her husband's surname, says she does not care about his family background, stating she married for love.
When you pick yourself up off the floor, sit yourself down -- then read the rest of this report.
Un-bloody-believable.
Awrh, stuff it! We're sodding off as soon as poss to seek sanctuary somewhere where we can lay down for a while -- preferably, somewhere in a (deeply) darkened, soundproofed room.
Temporarily, at least.
(Talk about crazier and crazier.)
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Labels: Jane Felix-Browne, Omar bin Laden
posted by Richard at Wednesday, July 11, 2007
5 Comments:
He's her SIXTH? Huh. Whatever his name had been she's still crazy, obviously. SIX husbands?
Obviously a complete fruit cake -- and desperate attention seeker. The mind boggles.
Well, I'm just amazed by this article, quite frankly.
I always thought the world's maost notorious terrorist was George W. Bush!
*sweetoldlady*
Dear Richard,
Interesting news. Put it on the age factor. The 50s crisis ?
see this is why I wake up every morning: to learn a new word ("bint"), and to take some hope in a 51-yr old woman that can still attract a 27-yr old man. Maybe the fact that Omar is a scrap metal dealer gives him an appreciation for antiques. I wonder what the vegas odds are on the length of this marriage. ~~ D.K.
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