Friday: Fat Pet Blogging ...
Don't worry, you've not blundered into the wrong bloody blog by mistake.
And yep, you read our header right.
When we were first informed of the following, we wondered whether we should laugh or cry.
Brothers guilty in fat dog trial
Rusty the fat Labrador
Two brothers who allowed their dog's weight to rise by almost four stone in two years have been convicted of causing unnecessary suffering.
Derek Benton, 62, and his brother David, 53, were found guilty of providing their pet Labrador with an inappropriate diet.
The Bentons, of Fordham, Cambs, were given a three-year conditional discharge by magistrates in Ely.
Rusty resembled a walrus after his weight soared to 11 stone (69.8kg).
Erm, umm, er, grrrr, eh?
So, let's see what you say.
We two thought we'd take things easy tonight.