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UK Secret Intelligence Services Set To Start Spam Surge Soon ...
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Interested in any extra intelligence?
Still not being sent sufficient spam?
Can't control a craving for cookies?
Searching for some special spyware?
Or maybe more malware?
Not yet named on enough long governmental lists?
Bursting to become better buddies with Big Brother?
Aren't already attracting adequate attention -- as far as you're aware?
Well, well, well -- we're darned if we can't damn well make your day.
In fact, it looks a lot like your next Christmas has come especially extra early this year.
Okay, okay -- excuse our (so far), coded quips & comments and forgive our friendly, preambling frivolity.
But see for yourself why we're absolutely splitting our sides and simultaneously, practically peeing our pants while laughing out loud as we roll all around the flippin' floor.
Would we two lie to you?
Read the rest of this right load of old MI5 rubbish, as revealed today by the BBC.
Thank you.
Have a hilarious day.
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Interested in any extra intelligence?Still not being sent sufficient spam?
Can't control a craving for cookies?
Searching for some special spyware?
Or maybe more malware?
Not yet named on enough long governmental lists?
Bursting to become better buddies with Big Brother?
Aren't already attracting adequate attention -- as far as you're aware?
Well, well, well -- we're darned if we can't damn well make your day.
In fact, it looks a lot like your next Christmas has come especially extra early this year.
Okay, okay -- excuse our (so far), coded quips & comments and forgive our friendly, preambling frivolity.
But see for yourself why we're absolutely splitting our sides and simultaneously, practically peeing our pants while laughing out loud as we roll all around the flippin' floor.
MI5 to send e-mail terror alertsNo shit, Sherlock. That's no spoof. We kid you not. Pulling people's plonkers we ain't.
Dame Eliza Manningham-Buller has warned over the terror threat
E-mail terror alerts will be sent out to the public under a new system launched by security chiefs at MI5.
From Tuesday, people will be able to register on the MI5 website to receive updates when the threat level changes.
Would we two lie to you?
Read the rest of this right load of old MI5 rubbish, as revealed today by the BBC.
And remember, smile while you read, since for all we know we could already be starring on 'Candid Camera' - 21st century syle - courtesy BlairBushCo.
Also, in the interests of national security, be sure to swallow this blog-piece when finished with.Thank you.
Have a hilarious day.
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posted by Richard at Monday, January 08, 2007
8 Comments:
You know what's most hilarious? Some idiots will fall for it. Paaathetic.
I'm sure you're right, Phil (long time no see, BTW!).
You know what's not so funny though? These morons vote.
So what are they trying to say? That if you ain't on the net you're out of the loop? No more papers, TV, radio?
They've come up with this nonesense for one reason only. I's so effin' obvious. Too evesdrop on the naieve.
Goebbles, I think.
bootlian--
The sad part is, there will be people begging to have the government scare the crap out of them.
It seems as though most government campaigns and news programming is based on the notion that a substantial number of people can feel only three emotions: depression, outrage, and fear.
It's called political marketing. Lord knows Blair and Bush are desperate to patch up the PR on the horrendous mess they've created in Iraq and Afghanistan (oh yeah, that Bin Laden guy...everyone seems to have forgotten about...meanwhile the illegal drug trade is being fueled by Afghanistan and the Taliban has never been stronger.) Note...they could care less about repairing the damage.
Hey, Brit & Richard!
You two owe me a new keyboard. I cleaned all the coffee I could from between the keypads and eventually managed to post this. But it still stinks and is still sticky and stained as hell.
!:*))
Hahahah.
That DID make my day. It WAS hilarious. But as others here say, some folk will take the the whole thing seriously.
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