UK Secret Intelligence Services Set To Start Spam Surge Soon ...
Interested in any extra intelligence?
Still not being sent sufficient spam?
Can't control a craving for cookies?
Searching for some special spyware?
Or maybe more malware?
Not yet named on enough long governmental lists?
Bursting to become better buddies with Big Brother?
Aren't already attracting adequate attention -- as far as you're aware?
Well, well, well -- we're darned if we can't damn well make your day.
In fact, it looks a lot like your next Christmas has come especially extra early this year.
Okay, okay -- excuse our (so far), coded quips & comments and forgive our friendly, preambling frivolity.
But see for yourself why we're absolutely splitting our sides and simultaneously, practically peeing our pants while laughing out loud as we roll all around the flippin' floor.
MI5 to send e-mail terror alertsNo shit, Sherlock. That's no spoof. We kid you not. Pulling people's plonkers we ain't.
Dame Eliza Manningham-Buller has warned over the terror threat
E-mail terror alerts will be sent out to the public under a new system launched by security chiefs at MI5.
From Tuesday, people will be able to register on the MI5 website to receive updates when the threat level changes.
Would we two lie to you?
Read the rest of this right load of old MI5 rubbish, as revealed today by the BBC.
And remember, smile while you read, since for all we know we could already be starring on 'Candid Camera' - 21st century syle - courtesy BlairBushCo.Also, in the interests of national security, be sure to swallow this blog-piece when finished with.
Have a hilarious day.