US Air Force : Missile Men's 'Slumber Surprise' (or is it?)
Hush your mouth. Close your cake-hole. Cut the clap-trap. Button your lip. And ensure you trap stays shut.
In other words, keep this shocking sort of shit under your hat.
Or should we say secrete said excrement somewhere super-safe ... such as under your personal pillow?
Missile crew members fell asleep
"Decisive and urgent steps" are needed to restore the US Air Force's respect for nuclear weapons after three ballistic missile crew members fell asleep while holding classified launch code devices, US authorities said.
The incident at a base in North Dakota, just south of the Canadian border, is the latest in a series of nuclear mistakes which have plagued the US Air Force in recent months.
Read the rest of this report -- so long as you're one the good guys.
(Cross posted at 'appletree')