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Bush Caption Competition ...
It's caption competition time.
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posted by Richard at Friday, August 25, 2006
31 Comments:
Strange, I see a guy who has finally figured out that the belligerant agenda he's been preaching so well really IS the agenda of the powers that put him in place, and he doesn't like it one bit.
If that's true, he's uniquely in a position to do something about it -- if he only knew how.
[A quick glance at American history tells you what happens to Presidents who step out of line. The options don't look good.]
I'm no good at captions, so I'll have to let someone else capture that idea (if anyone else sees it that way).
"Pull my finger!"
And I'm just going to keep holding my breath until you all quit whining about getting out of Iraq. I mean it!
No I am not a snapper turtle
That is some photo. Words fail me. All I can think of is that whatever it is behind those eyes doesn't smell very nice.
"Grrr. You assholes ain't seen nothin' yet. Wait till I do Iran."
I'll show all them no-count munchkins.
Blair better get shut of Prescott soon, or I damn well will.
This may be of interest
The winner - of the Ugly Bush Ball.
griffon -- fascinating link! I'd never heard of Bernays and his role in the CIA putsch in Guatemala in '53, and so much more.
My caption for the photo: "No, I'm the decider ... the president don't hafta explain nothin' ... and who cares what you think?!"
Also:
"I'll get you, my pretty, and yer little dog too!"
"Stick a fork in me - I'm done"
"Awwwrrh! I could not give a shit."
Ha, ha, ha. Please keep 'em coming, people. For a little while at least, it'll help take our minds of all the awful things still going on around us.
BTW, many thanks are due to my friend Mark Abbott who originally made me aware of this X certificate picture.
The eyes are the mirror of the soul.
The pig that's the exception to Israel's no-pork rule.
The next SOB to mention either of my granddads, my mother, my brothers, my twins, DUI, Nam, AWOL, Laura's driving, elections/selections, Diebold, the little goat, pretzels, Afghanistan, Iraq, mission accomplished, yellow cake, white phosphorous, cluster boms, depleted uranium, WMDs, the dead and wounded, Abu Grahib, Gitmo, rendition, phone tapping, welfare, medical care, the poor, the elderley, Middle East, brown people, NOLA, black people, the deficit, Lebanon or Lieberman ... so help me, I'll show them ... they're gonna get it!
The Ugly American
griffon, Tom at Current Era recently did a great post on this. He put up videos for all four parts in a series on this.
The Great Satan.
"Ahhh! I just can't hold it in any longer!"
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Do you know what happened to the frog who wanted to become as big as the bull ?
"I really wish Dick Cheney would get his hand out of my ass!"
"This is why Bush never succeeded in Hollywood."
Oh-Oh.
Mom said farts could have lumps.
Unka Dick?
Yo Blair?
Angela?
Where's everyone?
PAM !!!!
I'm shocked and stunned!
But, then again, how else would you turn a sock puppet into a sick puppet?
That's a rhetorical question, Pam. I don't think my heart would cope with another of your special insights!
Ha! How the heck can one choose one winner from such a choice bunch of comments? The truth is ever single one's a winner. Thanks a million for so many laughs folks, and did we mention there's no closing date for this competition? So keep 'em coming if you can :^)
Incidentally, it's nice to "see" so many new posters. Really. Maybe we'll "see" more of you from now on. We certainly hope so.
Griffon - I guess he could use strings?? LOL!! (sorry for the shock! It just seemed so true!).
Geeze. Can't a guy sleep it off in peace any more?
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