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25 August 2006

Bush Caption Competition ...

It's caption competition time.

You know you can't wait.

We know we can't wait.

All are welcome.


We're relying on you.



Anonymous Rosemary said...

Strange, I see a guy who has finally figured out that the belligerant agenda he's been preaching so well really IS the agenda of the powers that put him in place, and he doesn't like it one bit.

If that's true, he's uniquely in a position to do something about it -- if he only knew how.

[A quick glance at American history tells you what happens to Presidents who step out of line. The options don't look good.]

I'm no good at captions, so I'll have to let someone else capture that idea (if anyone else sees it that way).

1:23 am  
Blogger St!ff M!ttens said...

"Pull my finger!"

2:24 am  
Blogger Pam said...

And I'm just going to keep holding my breath until you all quit whining about getting out of Iraq. I mean it!

4:51 am  
Blogger markfromireland said...

No I am not a snapper turtle

6:24 am  
Anonymous Griffon said...

That is some photo. Words fail me. All I can think of is that whatever it is behind those eyes doesn't smell very nice.

8:41 am  
Anonymous Rex said...

"Grrr. You assholes ain't seen nothin' yet. Wait till I do Iran."

11:27 am  
Anonymous kiwi said...

I'll show all them no-count munchkins.

12:10 pm  
Anonymous whoever said...

Blair better get shut of Prescott soon, or I damn well will.

12:15 pm  
Anonymous Griffon said...

This may be of interest

1:36 pm  
Blogger bootlian said...

"Wait till I tell mom what they're calling me."

3:12 pm  
Anonymous bluey said...

The winner - of the Ugly Bush Ball.

4:34 pm  
Anonymous Mark Abbott said...

griffon -- fascinating link! I'd never heard of Bernays and his role in the CIA putsch in Guatemala in '53, and so much more.

My caption for the photo: "No, I'm the decider ... the president don't hafta explain nothin' ... and who cares what you think?!"

4:59 pm  
Anonymous Mark Abbott said...


"I'll get you, my pretty, and yer little dog too!"

5:00 pm  
Anonymous musings said...

"Stick a fork in me - I'm done"

5:21 pm  
Anonymous a constipatory theorist said...

"Awwwrrh! I could not give a shit."

5:29 pm  
Blogger Richard said...

Ha, ha, ha. Please keep 'em coming, people. For a little while at least, it'll help take our minds of all the awful things still going on around us.

BTW, many thanks are due to my friend Mark Abbott who originally made me aware of this X certificate picture.

5:35 pm  
Anonymous me said...

The eyes are the mirror of the soul.

5:42 pm  
Anonymous xxx said...

The pig that's the exception to Israel's no-pork rule.

6:07 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The next SOB to mention either of my granddads, my mother, my brothers, my twins, DUI, Nam, AWOL, Laura's driving, elections/selections, Diebold, the little goat, pretzels, Afghanistan, Iraq, mission accomplished, yellow cake, white phosphorous, cluster boms, depleted uranium, WMDs, the dead and wounded, Abu Grahib, Gitmo, rendition, phone tapping, welfare, medical care, the poor, the elderley, Middle East, brown people, NOLA, black people, the deficit, Lebanon or Lieberman ... so help me, I'll show them ... they're gonna get it!

6:34 pm  
Anonymous martha said...

The Ugly American

7:43 pm  
Blogger Richard said...

griffon, Tom at Current Era recently did a great post on this. He put up videos for all four parts in a series on this.

8:05 pm  
Anonymous hem said...

The Great Satan.

8:24 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Ahhh! I just can't hold it in any longer!"

10:08 pm  
Anonymous anotheranon said...

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

1:37 am  
Blogger Sophia said...

Do you know what happened to the frog who wanted to become as big as the bull ?

1:50 am  
Blogger Pam said...

"I really wish Dick Cheney would get his hand out of my ass!"

3:45 am  
Blogger Alon Levy said...

"This is why Bush never succeeded in Hollywood."

6:26 am  
Blogger Wisewebwoman said...

Mom said farts could have lumps.
Unka Dick?
Yo Blair?
Where's everyone?

3:33 am  
Anonymous Griffon said...

PAM !!!!

I'm shocked and stunned!

But, then again, how else would you turn a sock puppet into a sick puppet?

That's a rhetorical question, Pam. I don't think my heart would cope with another of your special insights!

5:14 am  
Blogger Cassandra said...

"I'm gonna hock a loogie at the next reporter that reminds me that Saddam and Al-Qaida are not the same thing."

5:46 am  
Blogger Richard said...

Ha! How the heck can one choose one winner from such a choice bunch of comments? The truth is ever single one's a winner. Thanks a million for so many laughs folks, and did we mention there's no closing date for this competition? So keep 'em coming if you can :^)

Incidentally, it's nice to "see" so many new posters. Really. Maybe we'll "see" more of you from now on. We certainly hope so.

1:58 pm  
Blogger Pam said...

Griffon - I guess he could use strings?? LOL!! (sorry for the shock! It just seemed so true!).

6:26 pm  
Anonymous Phil said...

Geeze. Can't a guy sleep it off in peace any more?

7:47 pm  

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