The Latest Peter Mandelson 'Scandal' ...
Erm, we meant to say Mandelson. Peter Mandelson, that is. He's the louse on the left.
He's also a serial sodding resigner; usually under some sort of cloud.
We can hardly bloody believe it. Barmy Gordon Brown has brought the b*stard back. He's called him in to his cabinet.
Mandelson!? A man elected by no one. A man no longer even a member of parliament. That's why he's being
Yep, you read that right. The House of Lords.
What a way to run a railway, eh?
While we were well aware that Gordon Brown was desperate, we had no idea he was SO desperate.
Read the rest of this report - while we two try making contact with the spirit of 'Scotty' - to beg him to beam us both back up.
(Cross posted across at 'appletree')