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30 January 2007

This Old Brit : Award Winners Announcement ...


My Lords, ladies and gentlemen -- please be upstanding and pray silence for an all important, imminent announcement.

Wherein, we have great pleasure and pride (without prejudice), to announce our very own 'New Year Honours'.

For continued unstinting bravery, support, loyalty, encouragement, integrity, intermittent tittering, commentorial temperance and right honourable commitment to truth-telling -- it has today been decreed that most well earned and unarguably richly deserved, official aristocratic British titles are hereby and henceforth to be bestowed with immediate effect, upon each and every respected & revered regular at This Old Brit's and Richard's blog.

Implementation of aforementioned decree is hereby commanded and duly authorised this 30th day of January in the year of good grace 2007.

Herein layeth said promised deeds of title. Simply follow two short step instructions as shown.

And, may milady of good & great fortune, good health, much wealth and eternal happiness speed unto thee and thine - and all who have so steadfastly serially sailed so similarly close to the wind - as wot we 'ave.

With bells, whistles and ribbons on ; to be worn with pride.

Batteries not included.

Cash only.

Used, low denomination, non-sequentially numbered notes in plain brown envelopes preferred.

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Tom V said...

That is disarmingly gracious Richard, but -in light of the recent 'peer scandal' in Britain,- how much all this noble distinction, will going to cost us?

I for example, may not be able to afford a dukedom, let alone a (rober) barony, and just have to settle to be an esquire or a poor knight. :-)

8:26 pm  
Anonymous snoopsnuffleopagus said...

Thank You! "Duke" SnoopSnuffleopagus

8:39 pm  
Anonymous Tom V said...

I thank you too Richard. I get this title on the cheap:

Venerable Lord Thomas the Cannibalistic of Snotting on Wold

I guess it is another example, that you get what you pay for. I don't know, if I read the subtle hint right: Could be time for a tip? :-)

9:16 pm  
Anonymous Griffon said...

Reverend Lord Griffon the Foamy of Old Throcking in the Hole


The "Brown Paper Bag" is in the mail, mate!

10:08 pm  
Blogger bootlian said...

Old Brit Richard, you are FAR too kind.

Lang may yer lums reek. I'll have to owe you though. 'Cos right now I'm skint.

Marquess Bootlian the Sage of Similar Ealand

10:24 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey! I'm now nobility!

Duke Kiwi the Canine of Ofsted in the Bucket

11:49 pm  
Anonymous martha said...

Why thank you kind sirs. Does this make me a grande dame? :)

Grand Duchess Martha the Amicable of Old Tonbridge Wafers

1:24 am  
Anonymous The Most Honourable Harry the Winsome of Dramble Buzzcock said...

Thank you my liege. :^)

The Most Honourable Harry the Winsome of Dramble Buzzcock

12:07 am  

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