This Old Brit's personal Xmas present to US
Happy Xmas, (very temporary)
Sad to say, sir, this Christmas we shan't be sailing, swimming nor even aviating the Atlantic to the states. So, we're sorry we won't be bringing you our extra special Xmas present in person.
More's the poxy pity.
Still, never mind though. Just keep smiling, sunshine.
We're sure someone as smart as yourself is already aware that it's the thought that really counts.
Eh, dunce 'Duce'?
Incidentally, we certainly shan't be the sole senders of such sarcastic, though supremely sincere, compliments of the season - you heel. (See what we're saying?)
N.B. ** See also, latest trials & tribulations' stories concerning Iraqi super hero, genuine journalist and shoe slinger supreme, Muntader al-Zaidi.
*(Coss posted across at 'appletree')